Friday, March 2, 2007

A couple of movie/tv quotes that I love

There are so many lines in so many movies that crack me up, but these are some of my favourites:

Samir: Your know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it...until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
from Office Space

Michael: Listen, Gob, I don't have time for your tricks.
Gob: Illusions Michael, a trick is something a whore does for money...or cocaine.
rough quote from Arrested Development

Gob: I run a tight ship around here.
Michael: Really? With a pool table?
Gob: It's a gaming ship.
rough quote from Arrested Development

But my lips hurt real bad!
Napoleon Dynamite

Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Napoleon Dynamite

3 comments:

Michelle said...

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

Lisa said...

LOL, you kill me...are there really any other movies that will make you laugh as much as this one? Every time!

Michelle said...

Well... I do also love 50 First Dates:

Doug: "Ith thith the guy? I'll kick hith asth!" (rough quote)

Henry - to the voyeuristic dolphins: "Mary-Kate and Ashley, get out of here!"